Oh, what a blessed and wonderful era we live in. (Merry X-mas everyone!)  I know things are tough out there right now with the economy in the tank, an ongoing war in the Middle East and the general famine-plague-and-whatnot we’re always dealing with as the human race.  I know it’s the cool kids thing to say that the end is nigh and even if it isn’t then we’re all going to be miserable anyhow.

As counter-evidence I present to you Ms. Avy Lee Roth.  If you go to Google right now and type in her name, you can find links upon thousands of links where Ms. Roth is presented in all of her glory.  Did I tell you we live in a great age or what?  And what a wonderful thing a naked Avy Lee Roth is.

Avy is the type of girl whose nake virtues you’ll hear espoused a lot here.   She has the healthy look like she’s just a regular girl who takes off her clothes but is also a Spanish beauty with thick red lips, soulful eyes and that right attitude which says “Let’s party.  But treat me like a lady when you do it.”  I just looked up her measurements on IAFD and it’s suprising to me that she’s only a B-cup.  They definitely are playing up a level if you know what I mean.

Avy Lee Roth, you’re incredible.  I’m glad I live in a time when I can share in your beauty.

Okay, know what I love about Ellie Idol?  It looks like she gets it.  I mean, I know that she “gets it” in most of her scenes.  That much is kind of a given.  It is pornography.

I mean that it looks like she gets what it means to be in porn.  In some inexplicable way, she’s been blessed with a certain skill and /or attribute which people are willing to pay money to see.  People like to see her take her clothes off and “get it.”  She seems to understand that.

Remember what I said at the beginning about this blog in a way “being like a blog about sports,”?  I appreciate Ellie because she turns me on and I get off.  But mostly I appreciate her because that seems to be 100% what she is trying to do.  She understands there is someone on the other end of these Internet tubes who is making love to her just as much as the man in front of her.

She’s been blessed to be beautiful in her natural state.  That’s her attribute.  She’s also been blessed with the skill of being a performer.  Not a passive participant in a tableau, she’s an actress playing the role of someone I want to sleep with and she plays it convincingly.  In that way, reality is created and she IS someone I desire.

Ellie Idol, you’re awesome.  The love you put into it is the love I hope to give you back.

One of the things I hate about porn are the genres based on the ethnicity of the girls.  There are genres focused on black girls, genres focused on Asian girls, genres focused on girls from Indian heritage and the such.  I think it’s stupid. 

There’s no white girls genre.   No one is pushing videos of “the hottest white girls” or “the sluttiest  babes from the suburbs.”  Seriously, knock it off.  We love these women because they’re beautiful.  Period.

I would love Sativa Rose if she were purple.  She’s got those come-hither eyes, a beautiful smile and looks like she has a secret.  I doubt anyone other than Sativa knows what that secret is.   But I know that it’s the sort of thing I’d like to find out.  I think it would be something worth knowing.

The truth is this.  Sativa  isn’t a faceless clone who fits into a genre just because of the color of her skin or where she was born.  She deserves her own recognition for being what she is.  Sativa Rose is a hot, hot, hot woman and she’d be that in any shade of the rainbow.

Sativa Rose,  you’re great.  We love you no matter what.

For example, if I told you that this woman…

… was the same person as this woman…

… you’d have a tendancy to believe me.  But they aren’t.  The first is Faith Leon while the second is Georgia Jones.  Seriously, Google each of them and you can see that it would be easy to think they are the same woman.  The only dead give-away is the presence of Faye Reagan.

It’s made even more complicated by everyone having three or four different names as they are shooting for different websites.  Sometimes two “different” women really are the same woman.  Models change their hairstyles, their hair color, get augmentations, etc.  It’s like a “What’s Changed?” puzzle involving tits and vaginas.

Whenever people talk about someone like Pamela Anderson or Angelina Jolie there is invariably someone who says something along the lines of “Her body is impossible.”  Two giant holes I’m going to punch in your theory there.

First, way to take this wonderful discussion we were having about beauty and turn it into a mere comparison of a person as meat.  There’s a lot that goes into beauty more than just what a person’s body looks like.  Second, Pamela Anderson and Angelina Jolie are very much possible to the point that they actually exist.  So fuck off.

Jesse Jane is that kind of a beauty.  She is so good looking that it seems unreal.  Her look is kind of a Pam and Angelina hybrid.  The blond hair is trademark Pam and those lips are via Angelina.  Her breasts?  Well, let’s just leave the discussion at this.  All three of them have very nice breasts.

But by no means am I saying Jesse Jane isn’t her own woman.  She’s all alone in looking like she does and she shares it with the world.  In that way it’s not her body that’s unreal.  It’s that she does exist and reminds us that beauty is often impossible.  Until it isn’t. 

Jesse Jane, you’re tremendous.  Remember to keep it real.

Despite the untrue rumors of its extinction, redheadedness is a rare but delicious treat.  The world is deeeeeeep with brunettes and blonds, both natural and bottle.  We should be in love with the girls who are rocking the red.  Especially when the red is attached to the pretty little head of Nikki Rhodes.

Nikki Rhodes is extremely pretty.  If you and your best friend were sitting in a bar and she walked in the door, you’d be asking him what he just said after she’d passed.  She’s that good looking.  But not in an intimidating way.  She’s like the girl in high school who ran with every clique.

And I love girls with freckles.  I think it’s a sign of realness.  These days you can Photoshop anyone into looking like a space alien.  Freckles though are like little sprinkles of uniqueness.  It isn’t just bland everyday whatever.  They’re special.

Nikki Rhodes, you’re beautiful.  Never change.

What better lady to kick off this blog with than Penny Flame.  If you don’t love Penny Flame, then fuck you.  You need to get your head screwed back on.

Penny Flame is beautiful.  She is a tiny little thing while it still looks like she’s eaten a sandwich in her lifetime.  I mean, she’s got some Cs on that frame of hers and they’re all natural.  She also has a pretty face  Basically she looks like a girl you could know in real life AND a girl who would actually talk to you too.

That’s the key to her true attractiveness.  Penny has a great attitude.  IAFD says she’s made almost 300 movies in the last 6 years and then you have to imagine the scenes she’s shot for websites and such.  She still looks like she’s having fun while doing this.  There’s no trace of “I’m just doing this for the money,” or those hollowed out eyes that porn stars get.  It looks like Penny still loves the shit out of doing this.

Penny Flame, you’re amazing.  Keep doing like you do.

That’s what this will be.  It’s a blog about my thoughts about porn and those who perform in it.  In a way it’s like a blog about sports.  I just love these women for their athletic prowess and I get off watching them perform.  Except this sport involves people getting fucked.

Enjoy!