To All The Girls I Love… Jesse Jane

Whenever people talk about someone like Pamela Anderson or Angelina Jolie there is invariably someone who says something along the lines of “Her body is impossible.”  Two giant holes I’m going to punch in your theory there.

First, way to take this wonderful discussion we were having about beauty and turn it into a mere comparison of a person as meat.  There’s a lot that goes into beauty more than just what a person’s body looks like.  Second, Pamela Anderson and Angelina Jolie are very much possible to the point that they actually exist.  So fuck off.

Jesse Jane is that kind of a beauty.  She is so good looking that it seems unreal.  Her look is kind of a Pam and Angelina hybrid.  The blond hair is trademark Pam and those lips are via Angelina.  Her breasts?  Well, let’s just leave the discussion at this.  All three of them have very nice breasts.

But by no means am I saying Jesse Jane isn’t her own woman.  She’s all alone in looking like she does and she shares it with the world.  In that way it’s not her body that’s unreal.  It’s that she does exist and reminds us that beauty is often impossible.  Until it isn’t. 

Jesse Jane, you’re tremendous.  Remember to keep it real.

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